Friday, October 26, 2012

Medical Clinic for Sale!

     Special Offer!
     Hurry!  Limited Time!
     Big Sale!
     Thriving Family Practice medical clinic in busy Gainesville, Florida location with room to expand.
     4,000 square feet of office space.
     Trained personnel.
     Established February 2010.
     3,786 patients, with many new patients calling daily.
     Huge demand in neighborhood, with growth to 7,000 patients anticipated if clinic hours are expanded and if excellent, committed physicians with good communication skills can be hired.
     Turnkey operation, designed to provide one-stop medical care for up to eighty patients per day.
     Equipment includes:  Lunar bone densitometer, Konica digital x-ray unit, 2 Sonosite ultrasound units with four transducers, 2 Burdick Holter monitors, 2 Burdick ambulatory blood pressure monitors, Quinton stress test machine, 2 Schiller spirometers, 2 Burdick EKG machines, 1 Medtronic automated surgical exam table, 8 manual exam tables, 7 Welch-Allen wall ophthalmoscope/otoscope sets, 1 colposcope, 1 videonystagmogram machine, 1 microscope, 2 Hako-Med horizontal electrotherapy units, 1 centrifuge, 1 autoclave, 1 chemistry analyzer, 1 incubator, 5 large and small refrigerators, 12 computers, 5 printers, 1 centrifuge, 1 autoclave, 3 IV poles, 1 Geri chair, 2 overnight oximetry units, 1 Wallach cryosurgery unit, 1 electrocautery unit, 16 workstations with desks, chemistry analyzer, surgical instruments.
     Don't miss this opportunity to own and manage a medical clinic with trained staff and an expanding, appreciative patient base.
     Watch the great transformation of American medicine from a front-row seat!
     Learn from the government how to jump through hoops!
     Price:  Value of appraised equipment, or best offer.
     Reason for sale:
          Current owner feels the need to make room for resilient young doctors who don't know or care about the pleasures of relating to patients, and making decisions, and saving lives, and--
          Current owner has been afflicted with a special form of disheartenment fostered by relentless government scrutiny, and--
          Current owner can no longer resist the childhood urge to open a candy store, and have unlimited varieties of jelly beans available at all times.
  

      

5 comments:

  1. I WANT A JOB @ THE CANDY STORE, MAYBE WE CAN SELL GOOD COFFEE TOO. ON MY DAYS OFF I WANT TO LEARN TO SAIL A SMALL SAIL BOAT.

    THE REAL SECRET ADMIRER
    I THINK YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME

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  2. Before you do anything drastic I believe perhaps you may want to look at someone from your past, perhaps a father of your children. With the History of the FBI and the name Nash, it may be there are other factors involved, of which you are not actually a part of, though many in Government and or politics, and or wealthy individuals are behind what is actually happening.

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  3. Dear anonymous, I am James Nash and, since you used my name, I am writing to ask you to clarify your October 27, 7:26AM post. Why would Dr. Colasante want to look at me before 'doing anything drastic?' What are the 'other factors involved' that you tie to my name and the "History of the FBI?" Finally, who are you?

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    1. I did not, nor do I want to offend anyone with the name Nash, it is just very interesting to me that the name Nash, is relevant to the FBI and DR. Colasantes' life, although at a distance, as it is known that someone with the last name Nash was wanted by the FBI for whatever, years ago, as in our Justice Department and History seem to be a pervasive roadblock to actual facts. As to who am I, just a person who truly cares about the factual Realities of life, even though I do not have the evidence to prove some of what may be true.

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  4. What's the frequency, Kenneth?

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